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Got tagged by my sister. Here goes.

Fill in the blanks with the questions and answers below.

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I’m sure you’re ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I’m returning ___8___ to you, but I’ll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-

1. What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


Ended up, this is what I got:

Dear Readers.

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but you’re a loser. I think I realized it when that night with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my best friend. I’m sure you’re frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn’t exist. I’m returning your ring to you, but I’ll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about senility. Greetings to your freaky family, The O.F. Kiddo.

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Tagged by James

Thanks James for tagging me, I was quite surprise when you told me that you had already tagged me. I'll do it even the some questions of the tag is hard to answer. LOL.


1. What is the relationship of you and him?
+ We can consider as friend even though we only met once during a LEO occasion.


2. Your 5 impressions towards him.
+ First impression: Cool (as in seldom talks)
+ First impression: Hard to befriend with (unless you are a girl)
+ Later impression: Friendly dude (after chatted over the net)
+ Later impression: Cool (as in a nice friend to chat with)
+ Later impression: Nice person (thanks for the tag)


3. The most memorable things he had done for you..
+ Well, only met once and the only thing he did was passing me his name card?


4. The most memorable things he had said to you?
+ Erm... My blog impressed him?


5. If he becomes your lover, you will...
+ Kinda impossible right? Unless both of us... LOLz.


6. If he becomes your enemy, you will...
+ Of course I don't wish this will happen but he became my enemy, then I have nothing to say.


7. If he becomes your lover, he has to improve on...
+ No idea.


8. If he becomes your enemy, the reason is...
+ Perhaps I did something that hurts him a lot.


9. The most desirable thing to do on him is...?
+ No idea too.


10. The overall impression of him is...
+ Great ! Nice friend to befriend with !


11. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
+ Annoying?


12. The character of you for yourself is?
+ Not sure.


13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
+ Self conscious
+ Low self esteem
+ Lack of confident


14. The most ideal person that you wanna be is?
+ A lot to be listed.


15. For the people who care about and likes you, say something about them.
+ Have nothing else to say but a big THANK YOU. Thanks for being there for me all the time, and thanks for supporting me !


10 people to tag.
1. Anyone
2. who
3. is
4. reading
5. this
6. tag
7. ,
8. you
9. may
10. do =)

365 Days NOT Enough For Students To Study

I received an e-mail earlier from Dara and found this interesting. Decided to copy and paste it up here for all of you, since I am considering to make this a site where I collect crappy informations, crappy feelings, crappy things, and crappy what-ever !
Here you go:

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It's not the fault of student if he/she fails because the year ONLY has 365 days...
Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.


2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.


3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.


4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.


5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.
Days left 96.


6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.


7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.


8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.


9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.


10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.


11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0
' How can a student pass ?????'

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I found it acceptable to fail my studies now! LOL!  [J]

Darn Long Tag

Okay, since Joanne insisted me to do, here it goes:
(Chia Ying, don't say I didn't do okay?)

Name: Chong Jia Jun, Jason
Sisters: one
Brothers: none
Shoe size: 9/10...
Height : 175 cm

Where do you live: Subang Jaya
Favourite drinks: don't have
Favourite breakfast: don't have either
Have you ever been on a plane?: of course
Swam in the ocean : not exactly
Fallen asleep at school : when I was tired
Broken someone’s heart: *Grin*
Fell off your chair : I even fell from the bed
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: I did
Saved e-mails: I used to have 7K e-mails in my inbox
What is your room like : typical boys room but slightly cleaner
What’s right beside you: my T-shirt
What is the last thing you ate: wan tan mee
Ever had chicken pox: saw the chicken pox scar on my face?
Sore throat: yes
Stitches: so far I'm stitch-less
Broken nose: I have tall nose and it's real !
Do you believe in love at first sight: hard to believe in it
Like picnics: depends on the weather
Who was the last person you danced with: college dance members
Last made you smile: yesterday during moon cake festival celebration
You last yelled at: don't remember

Today did you talk to someone you like: nope
Kissed anyone: *grin*
Get sick: to me sore throat means sick
Talk to an ex: I did
Miss someone: perhaps
Eat: what a weird question

Best feeling in the world: being love
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: used to I suppose
What’s under your bed: dusts
Who do you really hate: those who are in my blacklisted list
What time is it now? 7pm, suppose to go for family reunion now
Random: Is there a person who is on your mind now: I suppose so
Do you have any siblings: what is the purpose of asking those questions above?
Do you want children: not at all
Do you smile often: strangers thinks i'm serious
Do you like your hand-writing: depends on my mood
Are your toe nails painted: nope
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: my dream bed
What color shirt are you wearing now: white and black
What were you doing at 7:00 p.m. yesterday: dinner
When did you cry last : last semester

Are you a friendly person: of course
Do you have any pets: used to
Where is the person you have feelings for right now?: no idea
Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?: nope

What do you think?: what I think?
Do you sleep with the TV on?: i seldom watch TV
What are you doing right now?: doing this freaking long tag
Have you ever crawled through a window?: probably
Can you handle the truth?: why not
Are you too forgiving?: most of the time
Are you closer to your mother or father?: my mother
Who was the last person you cried in front of?: those who happens to be in the lab
How many people can you say you’ve really loved?: more than one
Do you eat healthy?: it depends
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?: dot.dot.dot
Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?: uh-huh
If you’re having a bad day, where you most likely to go to?: any quiet place
Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: a combination of both, it depends
Are you confident?: not at all

5 things I was doing 10 years ago:
(i) being lock at home
(ii) sleep before 12am
(iii) craves for a relationship
(iv) tuitions
(v) being myself


5 things on my to-do list today:
(i) go out
(ii) have my own life
(iii) go party
(iv) go shopping
(v) discover what I need


5 snacks I enjoy:
(i) Mr. Potato
(ii) Lays
(iii) Chips More
(iv) Oreo
(v) McFlurry

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire:
(i) save half
(ii) buy dream house
(iii) buy dream car
(iv) buy strategic-area houses
(v) change my overall look

5 of my bad habits:
(i) lack of confident
(ii) lazy
(iii) emotional
(iv) like to drag
(v) not able to adapt new environment easily

5 people to tag:
(1) You,
(2) the
(3) one
(4) who's
(5) reading