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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Too fat for Paris

Now the male models are losing weight to achieve the new boy body ideal: skinny, pale, feminine. Peter Munro reports.

David Sciola was too big for Paris. Weighing just 76 kilograms with a 32-inch waist (81cm), the 188cm-tall model tipped the scales in the French fashion capital.

Working abroad last year, he lost 6kg to strut the catwalks of Milan, but even that was not skinny enough for the Parisian scene - where lean is the new mean.

"In Milan, I trimmed down to about 76kg so I would fit the clothes. I am 6'2", so for me I would say that's underweight," he says. "Paris tends to be even skinnier than Milan. You've got designers like Dior who always go for anaemic, 17-year-old bodies.

"In Milan, I was staying with a guy who modelled for Dior. He was really skinny: he looked like he was going to die. He had been put on the front page of Le Monde for an article about skinny models and male eating disorders. But he assured me it was all totally natural."

As Sciola's size has diminished, so his catwalk stocks have climbed. The 23-year-old model and University of Melbourne media student says that three years ago he looked like a "meat head", weighing a relatively beefy 94kg with a 33-inch waist (83cm) and 42-inch chest (106cm) bulging from weight training.

"I went into Cameron's Models and they said you've got a good look, but you've got to lose weight," he says.

"I thought they'd probably like that big-body look and I would get a lot of work, but gradually I found out they don't go for buff guys."

Sciola has shed up to 18kg over three years, dropping weight training and starting to jog. He eventually downsized to an 81cm waist and 99cm chest. For him to make the cut for high-end fashion labels such as Armani in Europe, it was like a heavyweight professional boxer stripping down three divisions. But, in modelling, slight men punch well above their weight.

"I have never really been told I've been too big, but you work it out for yourself if you are going to castings and you are not fitting the clothes," says Sciola, now back to his Australian weight of 82kg. "I don't even go to Prada castings because I know I'm not going to get the work."

While critical eyes have been fixed on skeletal female models - with jutting ribs and collar bones, pencil-thin pegs and wan complexions - their male counterparts have been quietly wasting away.

As recently as 2000, it was fashionable for guys to come packaged with sizeable pecs, biceps and a six-pack. Now, they are shrinking before our eyes.

Fashion houses such as Dior and Prada have long promoted urchins and wraiths, and even the models for a recent Dolce & Gabbana show, for which buff boys are usually in vogue, seemed shrunken.

The new look can be called willowy or wasted, depending on your take. And it is spreading here, where labels such as Zambesi and Claude Maus, and fashion editorial magazines such as Russh and Yen have a preference for raw-boned men.

And it's going mainstream. Scrawn is the new brawn. And lean guys with chicken-chests and scrawny legs are starting to overshadow the beefcake boys.

Cameron's Models co-director Melinda Collette says skinny, geeky guys are now the poster boys for fashion's leading style makers, particularly from abroad. "We've had guys who are healthy, strapping lads who, if they want to go to Europe or America, have to stop going to the gym and start running to lose weight," she says.

"The 6'3" (190cm) buff model doesn't exist any more. I have one model here who is six foot with a 36-inch chest and a 32-inch waist, and next to him is one with a 34-inch chest and 31-inch waist. They're a lot leaner in the chest and shoulders than perhaps they should be. Formerly, these two guys would have been told to go off to the gym and get a chest, but now we are not so stringent about that."

Chadwick Models' Matt Anderson says he has taken on more lean young men to reflect the shift to scrawny in the male modelling world over the past decade.

"Now skinny guys are seen as being more attractive, which is good for me because I'm a naturally skinny guy with a 30-inch (76cm) waist and 40-inch chest," he says.

"We signed on a guy last week who is 16, tall, skinny, almost androgynous. He grew up in Broadmeadows and is the type of guy who would have been picked on his whole life as being quite scrawny and almost effeminate-looking.

"Now he will feel good about himself for the first time ever. Finally, he will feel, 'You're not a freak'."

Melbourne's market - mostly catalogues and ad shoots - still suits an athletic build, but designers and retailers are increasingly on the hunt for a hungry, underfed look.

Anderson argues this trend has taken the pressure off male models, who can now happily "stay their runty selves" rather than have to work at getting buff - a pitch that is hotly contested by body-image specialists.

"The types of guys being used now are way more reflective of the general population. Whereas 10 years ago, it was Adonis types with ripped (prominent) muscles and six packs," he says.

While, according to statistics, nearly two-thirds of adult men are over their healthy weight, there are plenty of naturally scrawny men out there, stepping out from the shadows and swimming about in their skinny jeans and Britpunk T-shirts.

Boki Milinkovic, 19, was street-cast for a fashion show for indie label Material Boy when he was in year 12 at school.

Since then, this 66kg uni student (6.3 feet, or 190cm tall) has worked his skinny butt off for other alternative labels such as Alpha60 and Mjolk, which has a following among frail but well-groomed bands including Franz Ferdinand and Scissor Sisters, as well as the scraggy rockers from Jet.

"I never had sand kicked in my face, but most of the scene is now based on kids that were picked on and who were not really that attractive in the media sense," Milinkovic says. "I'm pretty skinny, man, but I'm healthy skinny because I've been athletic my whole life.

"The whole rock'n'roll scene has been trendy for a while: the slim, nerdy guy is looking all cool now," he says.

It is like Revenge of the Nerds on the catwalk. Material Boy's Mic Eaton, a former surfer who has focused on designing since blowing out his knee on a wave, says modelling agencies such as Priscilla's in Sydney are starting to cater more for his label's long, lanky look.

His sample size is a 76cm waist and 86cm chest, which he says suits a younger generation of men more concerned about style than sport.

But if you are still to be convinced that scrawn is the new brawn, try this on for size. Eaton says the lean look is becoming so popular that it might be time for hip labels such as his own to actually upsize.

"I think I will be using fuller models for next season. I try to work against the trend," he says. "Last season, for winter, I did a silhouette change by using wider T-shirts and wider, pleated pants to give a shorter, stumpier silhouette - and it worked quite well."

Wrangler last year brought out a Stranglers fit for especially lean guys after discovering many of its male clients were buying women's skinny stovepipe jeans. Its menswear designer Andy Paltos says the lean look has filtered down from young rockers and European catwalks.

When Paltos was modelling in Melbourne a decade ago, his 81cm waist was considered pretty small. Now, when Wrangler fit out touring groups such as Kings of Leon, they work to 71cm fits.

"I think the whole rock'n'roll look, going back to the Stones, is timeless, but I think there's a line where you can be too skinny and look ill and wrong," Paltos says.

"I think the guys are getting too skinny. It's starting to look a bit too extreme, unhealthy.

"You can be slim and wear skinny, super-tight jeans and still have a bit of meat on your bones. But I've seen guys locally wearing skinny jeans who are so skinny it's too much. There's nothing on them: it's just bones."

Men's body-image specialist Marita McCabe, a professor of psychology at Deakin University, says the fashionably emaciated look is putting pressure on boys and men to meet an unrealistic ideal.

"If you are trying to attain a healthy body build, that is OK, but these bodies are so lean and so toned and that is what they see as being normal," she says. "What you are getting is men starting to engage in unhealthy eating and exercising practices to try to achieve those ideals."

Collette at Cameron's Models says guys don't need to work at being lean as much as women, who have struggled to achieve the atrophied, "heroin chic" body shape fashion catwalks demand. But she can foresee a time when male models start starving themselves to fit on catwalks and within magazines.

"I have not had any boys tripping over themselves to get skinny, but it will probably get to a point in maybe five years where you see boys living on coffee and cigarettes for fashion."


Article extracted from The Age.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Tagged by James

These are my firsts..


1. Who was your FIRST prom date?
I did not attend my FIRST secondary prom, so no date.
I attended my FIRST college prom, as a committee, so no date also.

2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
I have lots of FIRST love, and yes I do.

3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
If I am not mistaken, it was Mai Tai.

4. What was your FIRST job?
A promoter for Anakku baby product.

5. What was your FIRST car?
I am currently driving my mom's Proton Wira.

6. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
Alan, asking me what am I doing.

7. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
Kenneth, course I am waiting for his reply since last night.

8. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
谭彩莲老师 (Ms Tam) I guess this is how we write her name...

9. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
Perth, Australia, when I was 2.

10. Who was your FIRST best friend?
Kim Leong.

11. Where was your FIRST sleep over?
Kuching, during my primary school graduation trip.

12. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
My sister, waking me up to fetch her to Pyramid.

13. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
My uncle?

14. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Open my eyes.

15. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
LeeHom mini concert in Sunway Lagoon surf park.

16. FIRST tattoo?
Don't plan to have any.

17. FIRST piercing?
I'm targeting one of my ear.

18. FIRST foreign country you've gone to?
Australia.

19. FIRST movie you remember seeing?
No idea.

20. When was your FIRST detention?
I'm a good boy, I don't need that.

22. Who was your FIRST roommate?
My shadow.

23. If you had one wish, what would it be?
Will be rich and famous.

24. What is something you would learn if you had the chance?
A lot: Photography, Thai language, Styling, Fashion, Designing...

25. Did you marry the FIRST person to ask for you/ you asked to marry?
I'm still under age.

26. What was the FIRST sport you were involved in?
Basketball? or Football?

27. What were the FIRST lessons you ever took?
Kindergarten class subjects.

28. What is the FIRST thing you do when you get home?
Walk into the house.

29. Who do you think will be the next person to post this?
You realised question 23, question 24 and question 29 (the current question) are a bit out of title? How would I know?

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Tagged by Darius

Pass the quiz to 10 ppl that you wish to know how they feel about you:

1. Darius
2. Zhen Jian
3. Siew Ho
4. Wen Yuin
5. Debbie
6. Jia Xin
7. Zi-Lynn
8. Celine
9. Samantha
10. Grace

1.What do you think about the person who tagged you? (Darius)
Cool awesome 'son' I ever had!

2.Who is no.7 having relationship with? (Zi-Lynn)
Not quite sure about it.

3.Who is no.9 having relationship with? (Samantha)
I never ask her about this question too.

4.If no.9 & 1 are together,will it be a good thing? (Samantha & Darius)
If the age gap is not a factor, I think it's ok since both of them likes anime.

5.What about no.1 & 5? (Darius & Debbie)
Well, possible also, if the age gap is not a factor (again).

6.What is no.3 studying? (Siew Ho)
Well, he is just a normal secondary school kid.

7.When was the last time you chatted with no.6? (Jia Xin)
Err, during the last Leo Event?

8.Does no.8 have any cousin(s) in his/her school? (Celine)
I don't know.

9.Will u woo no.8? (Celine)
It's a yes or no answer, so NO.

10.How about no.4? (Wen Yuin)
I treated her like a sister ler.

11.Does no.2 have any siblings? (Zhen Jian)
I suppose?

12.How did you get to know about no.3? (Siew Ho)
Through Darius.

13.No.4? (Wen Yuin)
PJI LOC Camp.

14.No.7? (Zi-Lynn)
PJI LOC Camp.

15.No.2? (Zhen Jian)
Through Darius.

16.Where does no.1 live at? (Darius)
Somewhere in Sunway.

17.How did you get to know no.10? (Grace)
Through Leo event.

18.Is no.5 the sexiest person in the world? (Debbie)
Hey, it's DEBBIE Okay?! Of course!

Sunday, March 08, 2009

Tagged by Darius

People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs. Tag 10 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

Guess I did not pay attention when I was reading Darius blog. I didn't know it is a 100-question tag. It took me half an hour for this.

01. What have you been doing recently?
Resting at home, make sure I'm getting well.

02.Do you ever turn your cellphone off?
Yes.

03. What had happened at 10.00 am today? 
Went to mamak for breakfast with mom and sis. 

04. When did you last cry? 
2 years ago. 

05. Believe in fate/destiny? 
I suppose, I've already throw my life to destiny. 

06. What do you want in your life right now? 
Freedom & Achievement.  

07. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood? 
I walk under the rain. 

08.What's your favourite thing to have on your bed? 
My pillow. 

09. What bottom are you wearing now? 
Comfortable white pants. 

10. What's the nicest text in your inbox say? 
Non, I suppose.

11. Do you tend to make a relationship complicated? 
I would prefer simple life. 

12. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone? 
Nope. 

13. What was the last movie you caught? 
Street Fighter.

14. What are you proud of? 
Myself?

15. What does the oldest message in your inbox says? 
I've arrived, by sister.

16. What was the last song you sang out loud? 
Some random Chinese song. 

17. Do you have any nicknames? 
A lot, since Primary 3. Gayson was the last heard. 

18. What does you last received text message say? 
How are you, by Myers.

19. What time did you go to bed last night? 
About 11.57pm. 

20. Are you currently happy? 
Not quite. 

21. Who gives you best advice? 
Friends & Family

22. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can? 
Nope. 

23. Who did you talk on phone last night?
No one.

24. Is anyone bugging you right now? 
Not exactly.

25.What/ Who was the last thing/ person to make you laugh? 
I don't remember.

26. Do you wear toe socks? 
Nope.

27. Who was the last person you missed a call from? 
Florence. 

28.Have you ever had your heartbroken? 
Not exactly.

29. What annoys you most in a person? 
Annoying attitude. 

30. Do you have a crush on anyone? 
Yeap. 

31. Have you ever done cocaine? 
Nope.

32. What is the colour of your room? 
White.

33.Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollars? 
I don't mind, if I can escape the law.

34. Do you believe in the saying of: talk is cheap? 
I don't care.

35. Who was the last person to lie in your bed? 
Myself.

36. Who was the last person to hug you? 
I don't remember.

37. Did anyone see the last person you kissed? 
Nope.

38. Do you have a life? 
Not really.

39. Have you ever think someone died, when they really didn't die? 
Nope.

40. What is the reason behind your profile song? 
Don't have one. 

41. Who was the last person you saw in your dream? 
Can't remember.

42. Last time you smiled? 
Today I reckon.

43. Have you changed this year? 
Hopefully.

44. What are you listening right now? 
Voulez Vous.

45. Are you talking to someone when you're doing this? 
Nope.

46. Do you walk with your eyes opened or closed? 
Open.

47. Is there a quote you live by? 
Nope.

48. Do you want someone you cannot have? 
Guess so.

49. Have you ever played an instrument? 
Yeap.

50. What was the worst idea you've had in this week? 
No idea.

51. What are you doing last night at 11 pm? 
Checking my blog and was chatting with Darius.

52. Are you happy with your love life right now? 
Nope.

53. What song best describe your love life? 
Non.

54. Does the person know that you like him/her? 
Nope.

55. Who always make you laugh? 
Anyone funny?

56. Do you speak other language other than English? 
Mandarin, Hakka, Cantonese, Malay

57. Favourite website(s)? 
My blog.

58. What's your middle name? 
Jia.

59. What are you doing tomorrow?
Probably going to jog.

60. What do you think you are like?
Normal.

61. Who will you choose to die with?
The one.

62. Where have you been today?
Carrefour and at home.

63. What game do you play often?
Non.

64. Who are you missing right now?
Non.

65. If you have to choose between friend and love,who will you choose?
Depends.

66. What are you doing right now?
Doing this tag while listening to songs.

67. Which primary school are you from?
SJK (C) Lick Hung.

68. Name 3 colours that you like.
Black,white and pink.

69. What emotion you like to show?
Emotionless.

70. What is your life to you?
My life.

71. If you have something troubling you,what will you do?
Keep it in my heart.

72 Who did you last chat in msn today?
No one.

73. Who do you admire most?
No one.

74. Which month are you born in?
January.

75. How are you feeling right now?
Feeling-less.

76. What time now?
11.27pm.

77. What kind of person do you think the one who tagged you is?
He's a good, funny, nice friend. A good son. Prolly as lame as me cause we did this tag.

78. What colour did you use to dye hair?
Aunty Red.

79. Why are you doing this test?
Cause I was tagged.

80. What do you do when you're moody?
Shut up.

81. At which age you wish to get married?
Don't plan to get married.

82. Who is more important to you?
Myself beside my family and friends.

83. If today is the last day of your life,what will you do?
Do whatever I never did.

84. Who is the person you trust the most?
Myself.

85. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after a rain?
Saw it, a scientific effect.

86. If you have a dream come true,what would it be?
Fit body, good job, nice home, happy life.

87. What is your goal for this year?
At least a Distinction for all subjects.

88. Do you believe in eternity love?
Guess so.

89. What feeling do you love most?
When someone love me too.

90. Do you really think it's global warming now?
Guess so.

91. What feeling do you hate the most?
Feeling-less.

92. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
Of course.

93. Do you believe in God?
I believe myself more.

94. Who cares for you most?
Family & Friends of course.

95. What do you think is the most important thing in you life?
Friends besides family. 

96. What will you bring when you fight?
My total anger and a rock-hard fist.

97. What have you done regretted doing in your whole life?
A lot.

98. What would you feel if no one no longer cares for you?
The end of the world.

99. What if your boyfriend/girlfriend two-timed you?
I will say bye-bye.

100. How do you feel now?
Feeling-less.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Tagged by so many people

Somehow, I was forced to do this. Wasted like 2 hours on this.

1) The person who tagged you is:
(1)Mun Suet
(2)Eric
(3)Zi-Lynn

2) Your relationship with him/her is:
(1),(2)&(3) Friends I know through Leo Club

3) Your first impression of him/her is:
(1)Talkative? Actually not quite sure too, the first time meeting her was during her birthday 2 years ago, and it was in a dark basketball court. After that only realised that she became my classmate and found that she is... uhm, talkative.
(2)Just normal, not everyone leaves first impression to me. I forgot when or how we met though, just knowing that he is quite friendly and nice to everyone too.
(3)Know her through Leo Leadership Camp last year and yea, normal too. Hehehe~

4) The most memorable moments with him/her:
(1)The time when we fight? Her face expression.
(2)I don't really have a moment with him, yet.
(3)During the camp.

5) The most memorable thing he/she has said to you is:
(1)Gave me that stare, then turn away, and ignore me.
(2)Without a memorable moment, there's not memorable speech. LOL.
(3)She said I looked like the guy from Dance of the Dragon (if I am not being too perasan as I found this from her blog.)LOL LOL !

6) If he/she becomes yr lover, you will:
(1),(2)&(3) might, not will, I might think properly, do research, get opinions and consider about it.

7) If he/she became yr lover, what should he/she improve at:
(1)Be more polite, act like a girl and stop teasing me.
(2)If I choose him, means he need to be more manly.
(3)Not quite sure, she is still young though.

8) If he/she becomes yr enemy, what would you do:
(1),(2)&(3) If he/she is my enermy, then I will just ignore him/her. As easy as that.

9) If he/she becomes yr enemy, the reason will be:
(1),(2)&(3) I will not know about things which never gonna happen.

10) The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is:
(1),(2)&(3) Get him/her a girlfriend/boyfriend.

11) Your overall impression on him/her:
(1),(2)&(3) Funny, nice friend to befriend with, sweet.

13) The characteristic you love most about yourself:
Managed to "forget and let it be"

14) The characteristic you hate most about yourself:
Like to procrastinate.

15) The most ideal person you want too be is:
Myself, seriously, even though I hated myself somehow.

16) For people that care and like you, say something to them:
If there's such people out there, I like and love you too!

17) Pass this quiz to 10 ppl who you want to know how they feel about you.
1-Mun Suet
2-Eric
3-Zi-Lynn
4-Darius
5-Fion
6-Grace
7-Joanne
8-Chern Lin
9-Chong Sheng
10-Justin

18) Who is 6 having a relationship with: (Grace)
Err... I actually suspected her with someone la, just that she kept denying it.

19) Is 9 a male or female: (Chong Sheng)
Male, obviously.

20) If 7 and 10 were together, would it be a good thing: (Joanne & Justin)
I doubt they know each and other even they are studying in the same college.

21) What is 2 studying at the moment: (Eric)
Computing.

22) When was the last time you had a chat with 3: (Zi-Lynn)
3 days ago during Leo Idol.

23) What kind of music does 8 like: (Chern Lin)
I am not quite sure.

24) Does 1 have any siblings: (Mun Suet)
Yes, an elder sister.

25) Will you woo 3: (Zi-Lynn)
She is still young wor...

26) How about 7: (Joanne)
College mate? Can consider.

27) Is 4 single: (Darius)
I heard that he is getting someone real soon.

28) What's the surname of 5: (Fion)
Tey.

29) What's the hobby of 5: (Fion)
Not quite sure about that.

30) Do 5 and 9 get along well: (Fion & Chong Sheng)
Of course! Like brother and sister.

31) Where is 2 studying at: (Eric)
Taylor's College Petaling Jaya.

32) Say something casual about your eyes:
Normal small eyes, dark, black & dull eyeballs, with additional eye bag and single eye-lid.

33) Have you tried developing feelings for 5: (Fion)
Err... nope.

34) Where does 9 live?: (Chong Sheng)
In PJ?

35) What colours does 4 like: (Darius)
I don't know ler... need to ask him first.

36) Are 5 and 1 good friends: (Fion & Mun Suet)
Of course la! Always have this pillow talk...

37) Does 7 like 2: (Joanne & Eric)
I doubt so too... even though they are from the same college.

38) How did u get to know 2: (Eric)
Through Leo Club.

39) Does 1 have any pets: (Mun Suet)
Nope.

40) Is 7 the sexiest person in the world: (Joanne)
Well, what you think ler? Of course! Otherwise I will not say "can consider". (refer question 26)

Friday, November 07, 2008

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Friday, October 31, 2008

Tag

Got tagged by my sister. Here goes.

Fill in the blanks with the questions and answers below.

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I’m sure you’re ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I’m returning ___8___ to you, but I’ll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-

1. What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family



Ended up, this is what I got:

Dear Readers.

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but you’re a loser. I think I realized it when that night with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my best friend. I’m sure you’re frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn’t exist. I’m returning your ring to you, but I’ll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about senility. Greetings to your freaky family, The O.F. Kiddo.

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