365 Days NOT Enough For Students To Study

I received an e-mail earlier from Dara and found this interesting. Decided to copy and paste it up here for all of you, since I am considering to make this a site where I collect crappy informations, crappy feelings, crappy things, and crappy what-ever !
Here you go:

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It's not the fault of student if he/she fails because the year ONLY has 365 days...
Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.


2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.


3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.


4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.


5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.
Days left 96.


6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.


7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.


8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.


9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.


10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.


11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0
' How can a student pass ?????'

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Hahaha, what you think?

I found it acceptable to fail my studies now! LOL!  [J]